kattobingu all up in this bitch
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

pinstripehourglass:

blinkingrune:

this is it, the best joke in the game

god bless the men and women who died localizing this joke

thescienceofreblogging:

i had a dream i got 100 notes on a post and i woke up crying

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

[starts beat-boxing]
our sorcerer who just multi-classed into bard (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

"You’re an idiot!"

"Suddenly, I feel much more refreshed."

-My friends reaction to being healed by my insult comedy performing bard.

You have now created a Holy Shit elemental.
DM, after the druid cast ‘Bless water’ and ‘Animate water’ in a sewer full of demons. (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

Rogue: “I’d like to buy this flute!”

Merchant NPC: “Beware… a evil Demon lives inside it, he may come out if you play it.”

Ogre: “What? Let me have a look at it….”

Ogre: *puts the flute to his eye and looks inside*

Ogre: “Nope, there’s nothing inside. Buy it.”

The Dark Eye (German: Das Schwarze Auge (DSA))