In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT
a haiku to mountain apples
real men of the sky
fucking love mountain apples
is that vinegar
my girlfriend just started a wind waker file
and she named the hero guuurl
i am dead
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset
everyone talks about birds reacting to dubstep but what about a bird singing dubstep
oHOH MY GODD
Over 50% of the American population believes it should be illegal for women to keep their own name on marriage
ILLEGAL. Not just that you “should” change your name. But that it should be ILLEGAL for you not to do so.
“Innocent tradition” my ass. No social pressure my ass.
what the fuck
My parents didn’t give me a middle name because “I would have to lose it when I got married and my last name would become my middle name”. Kids gave me shit for not having one when I was in elementary school, just started lying and giving them my dad’s middle name when they asked for one. Fuck this ‘tradition’, it already fucked me out of a middle name, which people STILL sometimes bug me about, and if 50% of people had their way, then one day it would fuck me out of a last name too.