OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
this is it, the best joke in the game
god bless the men and women who died localizing this joke
i had a dream i got 100 notes on a post and i woke up crying
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him#and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and his patroclus right in the face#patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror#MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
|—||our sorcerer who just multi-classed into bard (via outofcontextdnd)|
"You’re an idiot!"
"Suddenly, I feel much more refreshed."
-My friends reaction to being healed by my insult comedy performing bard.
|—||DM, after the druid cast ‘Bless water’ and ‘Animate water’ in a sewer full of demons. (via outofcontextdnd)|
Rogue: “I’d like to buy this flute!”
Merchant NPC: “Beware… a evil Demon lives inside it, he may come out if you play it.”
Ogre: “What? Let me have a look at it….”
Ogre: *puts the flute to his eye and looks inside*
Ogre: “Nope, there’s nothing inside. Buy it.”
The Dark Eye (German: Das Schwarze Auge (DSA))